Thursday, October 8, 2009

Update on the Pirates Vs. Ninja war!

As you all know, Pirates and Ninjas have been in an epic war for quite some time. After many many years of grueling bloody battles, There has been no real advancement, or setbacks for either side. Until now that is... The Pirate and Ninja leaders met recently in an undisclosed location and decided to ally with each other for a greater good: Cowboys...

Pirates and Ninjas have decided to wage a full fledged war against their newly found arch enemy, The Cowboys.

Cowboys are mainly found in southern California, Arizona, and most of Texas. They are not much of a threat, and pose little harm to anyone, but Ninjas and Pirates see it best that they are eliminated as soon as possible before their strange habits spread to other cultures. Pirates and Ninjas have accepted the slogan: Pirates and Ninjas agree, Cowboys SUCK.

We can only imagine the gore and slaughter we will soon see all over the world...

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